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TWIG's Ten Tenants

Okay so Jay invited this girl he has been dating to a group chat a little while ago.
 
 He told her that it was him and a few of his closest friends.
 
The catch is it’s just Jay…. He is everyone in the chat.
 It’s the worst best psyOp!
 It’s kinda like just everyone saying how great Jay is and what a fun guy he is.
 
 
 

Tom Wiggins is Kanye West's "other" Cousin

No Jay I will not do a live recreation of Kayne West and his cousin.
 
My dad used to toast Christmas with a glass of champaign and the line for our friends and family Champaign and to our enemies real pain.
This always elicits the same groan from everyone as the same dad joke gets both better and worse every year.
 
So my Drunk sister last year beats him to the toast.
But she has a bottle of Shampoo and toasts for our friends and family Shampoo and for our enemies real poo.
 
I don't think I have herd my dad laugh that hard since I told him how Jay lost his virginity. 

Tom Wiggins Burninated Trogdor

As a teen Jay was sleeping over at my house. My parents and brother were all sleeping upstairs while we were downstairs watching tv, playing video games and shit. At around 1 am Jay asks if this girl can come over (he REALLY wants to get with this girl, and I don't want to turn him down so I reluctantly agree, on the condition that she's quiet.) The three of us are hanging out and I make some excuse to leave the room so my friend can have some alone time with this girl. I'm upstairs in my room when I start hearing loud moans. This is bad news for me, but great news for my friend, he's losing his virginity to a girl he really likes. I hear stirring in the next room and I know that their bout of loud lovemaking has woken my parents. The last thing I want is for my confused father to walk in on my friend fucking this girl in my basement. What do I do? I go to pornhub, click on the first video I see, crank that shit to 100 on my speakers and let it play for the ~three minutes that my buddy ended up lasting. My dad ended up coming into my room, discovering the source of the noise (I even threw in some fapping motion under the covers) and awkwardly leaving. My buddy ended up having "the best fucking time ever bro" but jesus there were some awkward glances exchanged between my parents and I the next morning.

Tom Wiggins is Darkwing Duck

On today's sleep deprived episode Jay has finally come to the realisation that Kathy Bates is actually the best Bates.
 
Jay gets licked by Macy, a sheds a single tear as it's the first time he has been shown love in his life.
But really it's a reward for admitting the greatness of Kathy Bates.
 
And we have the grand reveal of Josh's SDI screen and you won't believe the things he has caught this week.
If you stay to the end there is a special surprise

The Eternal Sunshine of a spotless Tom Wiggins

We welcome Zombie Jay to this weeks cast as he won't shunt up about how much he loves everyone with the name Bates.
He keeps telling me in private how he has a new favourite Bates and it's not Kathy Bates....
 
Speaking of Kathy Bates, how amazing its the movie Misery!
Chilling She definitely deserved the Academy award for that one.
 
Really what I am saying is how can Kathy Bates not be everyones favourite Bates.

T-Wig is real you guys, half man, half bear and half Twig

Jay continues to think the internet is just a guy in a room by himself doing everything called Alfred that everyone calls AI.
 
I guess we talk about warmachine, dating advice and all around how amazing Tom Wiggings is

Tom Wiggins Doesn't have the facial hair of a 13 year old Dutch girl

Today we ramble about some Warmachine nonsense 

Do Tom Wiggins dream of electric Jame's

We get a bit Feral and jay won't shut up about Wolverines foreskin.
I guess we talk about warmachine and wine.
On a scale of Josh to Jay you get all of it.
Which is nothing in American Dollars

Red White and Tom Wiggins on a power rangers adventure

Today we discuss all things power rangers.
 
Jay tries to be a real boy and fails in a flaming car crash that would make the stig happy.
 
 

Keleidoscope: The story of getting lost in Tom Wiggin's eyes

Jay and I break down......
 
We also talk about Cancon and whatever else pops into out dogs tiny fluffy heads.