The Business

Tom Wiggins invented tilting and salt

on today's episode we ramble on about salt and mental health in games.
Special guests Matty James and James

Tom Wiggins is the old witch of Khador

Matty James, Jay and I just run through the old Umbre rules.

The only time Tom Wiggins was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake

On today's episode we riff about our Steamroller we had on the weekend and chat a little about the new gravedigger releases.
 
Once I was standing in line at a night club and chatting up some girls in front of me.
When they asked my age I told them I was 26, they looked shocked and told me I should be at home with kids and shouldn't talk to them anymore.
 
It's now 16 years later and I am way more immature and this pops into my head randomly

Tom Wiggins always rolls 6's to win

On todays Episode we Have James from 6's to win on and we ramble about warmachine.
Sorry about the noise levels being a bit all over I was having computer issues.
 
Apparently I've been going to hard on jay's mum lately.
But that has always been the case...

Tom Wiggins can Speak Braille

On today's episode we start off with some gravedigger talk and my recent experience with Boom Boom, possible pairs and some list that caught my eye.
New Phantasm gushing like Jay's mum does every time she seems me.
and we put a few concepts out there for people to chew on with future episodes.
Fuck look at me weighting actual descriptions with only minimul sarcasm and jokes I am definitely going to have to come back and change that.

Tom Wiggins can dribble a bowling ball

On today's Warmachine adjacent ramblings we actually kinda stick to a topic before derailing ourselves almost as hard as Jay's mum got railed on University.
 
Speaking of Rail!
fuck have you seen the guy obsessed with trains with the 360 camera while he chases after them looking like nightmare fuel.
That was the guys in the 70's running towards Jays mom's place to run a train on her.
 
Fuck what has she done to deserve this kind of talk.
Jay's mom is lovely, I just had to pick the low hanging fruit.......
But back in the day so did so many other guys!!

Tom Wiggins approves of Battle driven

Hi Chickens today we talk across to Riker in the made up land of America.
While he insists that America is a real place we all know Riker is really just a chat bot that is here to comfort old men.
So join us while we humour this chat bot from the made up land and he tries to convince us that Brinebloods are not the top dog of the meta everywhere.

Tom Wiggins is actually Zordon

So today out walking the dogs I walk past a very flamboint man.
I smiled and said hi, to then be chased down.
He introduced himself as Troy and asked if I played basketball, I replied yes.
He said he does "Male Massage" and the first visit is free.
he hands me a card, shakes my hand and walks off.
 
This card had nothing on it except a picture of a swimming pool his name and number.
 
It's the little things in life like a stranger propositioning you for sex under the guise of a massage in the middle of the day that make life worth living.

Tom Wiggins can unscramble an egg

BRB

Tom Wiggins riverdance extravaganza

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Josh are a giant poopy face.