Tom Wiggins is actually Zordon

So today out walking the dogs I walk past a very flamboint man.

I smiled and said hi, to then be chased down.

He introduced himself as Troy and asked if I played basketball, I replied yes.

He said he does "Male Massage" and the first visit is free.

he hands me a card, shakes my hand and walks off.

 

This card had nothing on it except a picture of a swimming pool his name and number.

 

It's the little things in life like a stranger propositioning you for sex under the guise of a massage in the middle of the day that make life worth living.